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Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper
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About Toilet Paper from Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe is a neighborhood subscription service for Brooklyn apartments — built for people who don't want to lug a flat of toilet paper home from the warehouse store, store it under the bed, and still pay too much per sheet. We carry the brands you already trust — Charmin, Bounty, Coterie, Honest, WaterWipes — and a few thoughtfully chosen private-label alternatives, in pack sizes that fit the cabinet under your bathroom sink. No clubs, no minimums, no delivery fees, no gimmicks.
Subscriptions are weekly, every two weeks, or every four weeks — you pick what cadence matches your household. Your first delivery can hand-drop the same day (we deliver ourselves; no third-party couriers), or it can ride along on your building's standing weekly route — whichever you prefer at checkout. After that we bring fresh boxes on the same weekday for your block, every cycle. Skip a delivery if you're traveling, swap brands, change quantities, or pause indefinitely from your dashboard. There are no fees for any of it. Your card on file gets billed every four weeks for the upcoming month's deliveries — same total, same date — so it's painless to budget.
Why does our per-sheet price beat the warehouse store on items like premium toilet paper or paper towels? Two reasons. First, we buy in true wholesale volume because every building in our service area shares one route — that's real density, not membership density. Second, we don't pay for retail floor space, end caps, circulars, or sampling stations. We pass that back to you in the form of an honest per-sheet price you can compare with the per-sheet price on your last receipt. Use our price comparison tool if you want to see exactly how the math works for the brands you already buy. We don't play unit-of-measure games.
We're currently delivering in Prospect Heights, with adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods rolling out as we get the route density to keep delivery free. If you're outside the zone, you can join the waitlist with your address and we'll let you know when we're live. Every order comes with a no-questions, full-refund first-delivery guarantee — if anything in your first box isn't what you wanted, we make it right and you keep what was delivered. Subscribe with confidence; cancel any time from the dashboard with one click. No phone calls, no scripts, no retention department.