Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo
- 100% bamboo, tree-free — bamboo is a fast-growing grass, not a tree
- 3-ply double-length rolls with 370 sheets — lasts 2x longer than standard
- FSC-certified fiber sourced from small family farms

Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo
- 100% bamboo, tree-free — bamboo is a fast-growing grass, not a tree
- 3-ply double-length rolls with 370 sheets — lasts 2x longer than standard
- FSC-certified fiber sourced from small family farms
Same price whether you order 1 or 10 · Delivered on your schedule
$3.10/mo at 1 roll every 2 weeksAt checkout we add NYC sales tax (8.875%) and payment processing fees. No membership, no delivery fees, no minimums.
Product details
370 sheets per roll · 2-ply
Same price whether you order 1 or 10 · Delivered on your schedule
370 sheets per roll · 2-ply
2 rolls/month — 1 roll every 2 weeks
- Skip or cancel anytime
- Free building delivery, no minimums
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Not happy? Full refund on delivery #1.
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Prices shown are for the product only. NYC sales tax (8.875%) and payment processing fees are added at checkout — no membership, no delivery fees, no minimums.
Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo is a 3-ply, 100% bamboo toilet paper for households that want a genuinely sustainable option without compromising on softness. Bamboo is a fast-growing grass — not a tree — so every roll is completely tree-free. The fiber is FSC-certified and sourced from small family farms. Double-length rolls pack 370 sheets each, lasting twice as long as standard rolls. Whitened with gentler Chlorine Dioxide and Hydrogen Peroxide instead of harsh chlorine, with no inks, dyes, or scents. Wrapped in recycled paper, not plastic. Biodegradable and septic-safe. Plus, 50% of profits go to sanitation organizations building toilets and clean water access worldwide. Cantaloupe delivers it to your Prospect Heights apartment on subscription — eco-friendly toilet paper at bulk pricing.
- 100% bamboo, tree-free — bamboo is a fast-growing grass, not a tree
- 3-ply double-length rolls with 370 sheets — lasts 2x longer than standard
- FSC-certified fiber sourced from small family farms
- No inks, dyes, scents, or harsh chlorine — wrapped in recycled paper, not plastic
- 50% of profits donated to sanitation and clean water organizations
- Biodegradable and septic-safe — delivered on subscription to your door
How Cantaloupe works
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Pick what you need
Choose your quantity and cadence. No minimums, change any time.
- 2
We deliver to your door
Building-based delivery on your schedule. Free, no fees, no fuss.
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No commitment. Adjust your subscription from your account in seconds.
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When does my first delivery arrive?
Your first delivery lands on your building's next scheduled delivery day after you subscribe. You'll see the exact date at checkout and again in your confirmation email.What if I'm traveling or don't need a delivery?
Skip any upcoming delivery from your account in one click. Skipped deliveries are credited automatically — you only pay for what you receive.What if I don't like it?
We refund your first order, no questions asked. If anything ever shows up damaged or wrong, message us and we'll make it right.How do I change quantity or frequency mid-cycle?
Adjust quantity per delivery or switch frequency (every 1, 2, or 4 weeks) from your subscription page. Changes apply to your next delivery — no need to cancel and re-subscribe.What if I move buildings?
Update your building from settings. If we deliver to your new building, your subscription continues without interruption. If we don't deliver there yet, you can pause until we do.Is there a minimum commitment?
None. Pause, skip, or cancel anytime — no fees, no membership, no contract. Try one delivery and decide.How does billing work?
We charge on a 4-week cycle based on what you actually receive. Skips, quantity changes, and add-ons settle on the next invoice — no surprise charges, and you can see every line item in your account.Why building-based delivery?
We deliver to whole buildings on a single route, which is how we keep delivery free and prices below grocery retail. Your order arrives at your door on your building's day.
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