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Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo

In StockSame-day or next-day delivery · Brooklyn
Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo
$3.10/mo
$1.55/roll$0.42/100 sheets

370 sheets per roll · 2-ply

1 roll delivered every 2 weeks

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Not happy? We'll refund your first order, no questions asked.
$3.10/mo + tax & fees$1.55/roll · every 2 weeks

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Who Gives a Crap Premium Bamboo is a 3-ply, 100% bamboo toilet paper for households that want a genuinely sustainable option without compromising on softness. Bamboo is a fast-growing grass — not a tree — so every roll is completely tree-free. The fiber is FSC-certified and sourced from small family farms. Double-length rolls pack 370 sheets each, lasting twice as long as standard rolls. Whitened with gentler Chlorine Dioxide and Hydrogen Peroxide instead of harsh chlorine, with no inks, dyes, or scents. Wrapped in recycled paper, not plastic. Biodegradable and septic-safe. Plus, 50% of profits go to sanitation organizations building toilets and clean water access worldwide. Cantaloupe delivers it to your Prospect Heights apartment on subscription — eco-friendly toilet paper at bulk pricing.

  • 100% bamboo, tree-free — bamboo is a fast-growing grass, not a tree
  • 3-ply double-length rolls with 370 sheets — lasts 2x longer than standard
  • FSC-certified fiber sourced from small family farms
  • No inks, dyes, scents, or harsh chlorine — wrapped in recycled paper, not plastic
  • 50% of profits donated to sanitation and clean water organizations
  • Biodegradable and septic-safe — delivered on subscription to your door

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  • ✓Bulk pricing, not bulk quantities
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  • ✓Building-based delivery for convenience
  • ✓100% satisfaction guarantee on your first order

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